The secret life of Jensen Button

Max and Dominic are very keen on "playing" racing cars. This involves choosing a driver to impersonate and only answering to that name. At the weekend, then, Montoya (Max) and Schumaker (Dom) were having lunch in the garden when I overheard this revealing interchange:

Montoya: "Hey. You see Jensen Button over there?"
Schumaker: "Yeh."
Montoya: "He's having lunch by himself isn't he. He's having toast."
Schumaker: "Yeah. He's having toast."
Montoya: "Yeah. He has toast for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He loves toast."
Schumaker :"Yeah. He loves toast." And in a voice of derision, "He even has it for pudding."

Perhaps Honda don't need to improve their car, they just need to review Jensen's diet to improve his chances of Formula One success........