Thursday, May 17, 2007

Prat or T**t?

What's it to be then? Which of these cars will Chris opt for.

Having decided that a change of cars is in order (I don't know quite why - both the current ones are operational) Chris has been mulling over a tough decision between a Landrover Discovery 3 or a BMW Z4. For the non-car minded reader this means a choice between a huge monster of a vehicle that can go off road, climb mountains and impersonate a tank if painted in khaki.....
..... or a very fast two seater which offers little to the family of five and is a convertible. Please note that the rain is falling as I type this.

Not being particularly bothered about cars in general, I've been trying to ignore all this dithering as much as possible but in the end, I felt it that for me it came down to the realisation that I am married to a man who is either a complete prat - or a complete t**t. I knew at once which one he should choose.

So would anyone care to guess which vehicle will shortly be arriving on our driveway?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

DISCO Pro fit all family, dogs, bikes and kitchen sink in. Con fit all family, dogs, bikes, kitchen sink in and melts ice caps.

Z4 Pro can enjoy the benefits of global warming. Con will never be let out at junctions ever again! How about the RX-8?
Prof Plum & Ms Scarlett xx

librarylizzie said...

My money is on the BMW turning up in Bramhall very soon......

Jonny said...

I've no idea whether I'd be implying that Chris is prat or t**t. Neither seem fair - both cars look good to me - I guess that makes me a b*****d and Chris will go for the BMW.

Anonymous said...

Having a successful prior history with your automotive choices (whatever happened to the Crossfire?), this time it's a little harder. However I'll go with the fanny magnet (judging by his carefully appointed attire these days, he is clearly ramping up his mid life crisis). At least if he is a t**t, he can no longer be accused if being a tight t**t.
Mephisto
xx

Anonymous said...

....PS Mrs Mephisto reckons you could keep what you got and spend the money you saves on a holiday (to Australia)

Mesphisto
xx

Camille said...

I agree with the Mephistos. Save the money and come visit us all in Australia. Now having said that I believe he has gone for the Discovery as he's already had the 2 door Audi TT.