The Silence of the Lambs

Kate and I have been struggling with the boys and the constant noise they make. We have a solution that we would like to share with our fellow parents - snorkelling. We bought these fantastic things at WalMart yesterday and it is the best $20 we have ever invested. The devices themselves prevent too much vocal noise polution, while Dominic and Max will bask up and down the pool for hours with their heads and mouths under water. Holiday bliss. We now need to understand how to deal with the girl child who has taken to screaming all demands. She is, at this time, water averse.

I am very proud at how I have stuck to the book title theme.