Green eggs and ham

Maddie is celebrating the wonderful Dr Seuss in school all this week. Tomorrow her class will eat green eggs and ham. This (bleugh) is the ham. I believe it will be warmed up and dyed green in situ. We're just providing the shopping.

Now correct me if I'm wrong... But doesn't that say bacon on the packet? And haven't I lived in Canada for two years without ever coming across this particularly unappetizing product? And doesn't it already look completely vile and that's before it's given the Seuss treatment??

I'll be quizzing maddie tomorrow to find out if any of them actually ate it. Not with a fox and not in a box is my guess!