
Dom: "But why are these squirrels red and normal squirrels are grey?"
Me: "Well, they were here, in Britain, first, but then some grey ones came to live here and they took over."
Dom: "How did they take over, Mummy?"
Me: "Well, they were bigger than these red ones and very hungry so they ate all the food."
Dom: "But why did they eat all the food and not leave any for the red ones?"
Me: "Um. Because they were hungry and they weren't thinking about the red ones."
Max: "That's not very kind."
Chris: "And also, the kind of trees we have in this country changed and the red squirrels only like living in pine trees like these."
This was a good diversionary tactic from Chris and much tree examining ("But why do they call the leaves needles Daddy?) ensued but yet, ten minutes later, it all began again.....
Dom: "Mummy"
Me: "Yes Dominic."
Dom: "But why didn't the grey squirrels care about the red squirrels?"
Me: "Well because they are animals. That is one of the differences between people and animals. It's called the survival of the fittest......"
There is often a point in my conversations with Dominic that I feel that I am either talking total drivel or am so overly conscientious about trying to give him a proper answer that I end up saying things that are just going to keep his questions increasing rather than getting me off the hook. This is one such moment.

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Sounds like your celebrations were good! I thought I should post a link to the pictures from the night before too as not all your friends will have seen them. I can be paid to censor!
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