A quick-fire round of questions from Dominic:
1. Why did God make lions to eat meat?
(note to self - do something about eldest child's grammar)
2. Why did God make monkeys?
3. Why did he make people?
Fortunately, I was spared having to answer these questions as Max, who had been going round and round on the spot, stopped turning and as he wobbled about asked:
Why is the house flying?
4 comments:
There is clearly no answer to any of those.
God made lions eat meat so that there would be enough bushes for the elephants.
God made monkeys because he needed someone to eat up the bananas.
God made people because he may be almighty but he's not perfect.
The house is flying about because it has been trapped in a scary time warp.
You guys are all crazy, I hope its not contagous, or worse still hereditary.
I am clearly wrong, it seems.
Jean - hereditary - crazy - ...how I laughed to read these all in the same post.
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