Here are a few recent gems from Dominic. Some easily answered, some less so.
1. How does water put out fire?
2. How can you tell that Max needs to go to the toilet?
3. How many is a zillion?
4. Why do two yellow cards make a red one?
5. Why is an x-ray fish called an x-ray fish?
6. When I have a licence to drive a car will you buy me a sports car or a "4be4"?
7. What colour are the Sunderland goalie's socks?
8. Was Zorro real?
And my personal least favourite but frequently asked question:
9. How do you know?
1 comment:
1. It cools it down
2. Crotch grabbing
3. A billion with more noughts
4. 2y = r
5. It's short for Pristella maxillaris
6. Whichever is faster
7. Home or Away?
8. Johnston McCulley made him up
9. I read it somewhere
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