Hosanna!

Dominic flapped his palm leaf like a trooper today. I don't think we had an Easter production last year, but it is good to know that someone is dealing with my children's religious education - and even better that that someone isn't me.

Max watched the dress rehearsal yesterday. I asked him if he had enjoyed it.
'No,' he said. 'There was a guy in it and he died.'
'That was Jesus!' said Dominic scornfully.

See. I didn't have to say a word. Perfect.